Check out this fight vs. Brendan "Big Show" Tedstone. Robin is number 19 in the red jersey. Holy cow - either Tedstone (stats) is wearing some serious padding under that jersey with gigantic breezers or he is just plain, ahem, tubby. I mean, I see guys that big in beer league hockey, but presumably this guy considers himself an athlete. Hold that - check his stats - he must have been brought in for "special purposes" only. 295 pounds. Yep - that's a lot of beer. He can play on my beer league team anytime.